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When you shove a taco inside a tubesock and shove it up the womans vagina. Then gets an 18 inch dildo and proceeds to ram it up her vagina and smash the taco. After this you remove the taco and eat it.
Have you ever tried a mexican tubesock?
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Rather than a luxary hardwod, mexican mohagany is recycled plywood from concrete forms used to build California freeways. Also, other types of wood left over from other concrete forms, such as sidewalks.
He built an exquisite table for his mama using mexican mohogany
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A rarely-used, yet oddly sly euphemism for marijuana.
Hey man, my friend with the Mexican Pottery is in town; need a hook?
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2 stockings are filled with feces (human or animal) and thrown as a bola, tripping a fleeing female.
"The only way I could stop her from running away, was with a Mexican Bola."
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when you stretch your nutsack out and your partner shits on it, sprinkles diced tomatoes on it and then you cut it into 4 pieces and eat it with your partner
the hottest thing my girl ever did was give me a Mexican pizza
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It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....
I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet
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A term used to describe a specific uncomfortable situation involving consumption of large quantities of Mexican Cuisine. After consuming lots of Mexican food (i.e. spicy bean Burritos) the subject proceeds to defecate themselves while riding a slip n’ slide. Can also be used to describe anal sex with a person who has diarrhea.
“I just ate a ton of Taco Bell let’s get the slip ‘n slide and go for a Mexican Sleighride!”
“Oh man look at the bathroom floor, it looks like someone went for a Mexican Sleighride in here!”
Bob: Hey Jim, smell my finger.
Jim: Nasty! It smells like asshole!
Bob: Yea, I just went for a Mexican Sleighride on Emily. She loaded up enchiladas and laxative!
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