Sam pulls hella bongs every day! Seems really shy at first but the more you get to know him the more you realise how much more you laugh and smile. Sam is very sarcastic at times but it sure makes you laugh. He takes a while to open up but when he finally does all you see is a beautiful soul that has a couple scratch’s. You can tell him anything and everything and your words will be kept safe.
Person 1 “dam that person can pull hella bongs!”
Person 2 “I know it’s because he’s a sam man”
An absolute moron and freeloader who knows nothing and has everything handed to them. For example, Sam cannot even shut a light off or close a door.
“That new kid is such a Sam”
“Yes, i’ve heard he couldn’t do anything but play fortnite,”
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the horniest yet loving mf youll ever meet. hes dry but trying his best to support and show me love <3 hes the boyfriend ive always wanted. he cancels plans to hang out with me and is very bad at remembering to reply when i message him. he is very energetic, he always runs at me to hug/kiss me and doesnt let go of me when i hug him. he loves me with all this heart and doesnt give up on me :) hell forever be my love <3 hes got chocolate labrador vibes and has adhd so he does things that can be seen as flirting by others but his heart is mine <3 he loves pokemon, cars and me. we always watch movies and cuddle in my bed... he doesn't understand my feelings because i have bpd but hes trying his hardest and i love him sm <3
Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.
"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone
Sam is a amazing sweet and kind person. Can be very funny and smart. Always the top in the class and has many close friends. She can be as nice as possible but is never afraid to be a little mean if needed. Even though she is nice on the outside and always happy can easily be shut down in social events. Very social awkward and has lots of anxiety. Sam is a beautiful, strong, smart, and athletic girl.
You should be friends with Sam she’s so nice and funny!
He is so sexy he has a penis ranges from 8-12 inches. Sam is so brave.
Sam has the biggest cock here
SAM stands for Smart-Assed Masochist, although it is not a necessary requirement to be a masochist to be a SAM, they are the brats of the submissive types in BDSM. Their role is often consisted of trying to provoke their dominant. Some SAMs are driven by the punishment, others by the pain. (Punishment in BDSM =/= Pain). A “bratty” submissive has a reputation for talking back, being disrespectful or mildly disobedient. On the surface, this is a negative quality in a submissive; however, a certain amount of “brattiness” is enjoyed by some Dominants, and may in fact be a large component of a power exchange relationship.
In other terms: submissive who exhibits bad behavior (such as sarcasm, talking back, or disobedience), either because her Dom enjoys it or to get attention.
Person I: So what role do you play?
Person II: I am a SAM.
Person I: Nice, I like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)