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crack someone up

to make someone laugh(see also crack up.)

"Your foolishness just cracks me up."

by Light Joker May 5, 2005

109πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


crack head prices

When something is sold at a price far below market value. It is as if the seller is so desperate for drug money that he/she is willing to sell the item at any price regardless of how rediculously low.

"I just got 50 inch plasma screen T.V. at that yard sale! It was like crack head prices over there."

by SOME____1 April 24, 2007

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cardbaord crack

magic the gathering. the nickname was created by the same person who said more C.O.K. than your mom can handle. C.O.K. stands for Champions of Kamigawa

magic the gathering rules

by druggie January 18, 2005

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Crack He-mun

A kind of word that one creates by mixing multiple words up. Usually happens when a person is intoxicated. Derived from drunken sentences.

Should be: There's no such thing as Crack-Heads in the Mariens.

Sounds like: Sno such thang az Crack-Hemun.

Sould be: Let me get a Mango Passion Drink.

Sounds like: Lemme geta Pango Massion Drink.

by MoonCricket February 6, 2004

11πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Ass Crack Fever

Catching a nasty STD from anal sex. Usually from a filthy whore or or prostitute.

What is it doc? I feel horrible and I think my cock is going to rot off.

Have you had anal?
Yes.

Was he or she clean?
No. She was a street walker and gave it up for $5 so I had to clap them cheeks. Wouldn’t you?
Ummmm. No. That’s nasty. You have the ass crack fever. Here is a script now go soak your penis in bleach.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

11πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


back crack and sack

The removal of hair from the back, nutsack and between the ass cheeks to achieve a more groomed and streamlined look. Usually done by waxing at a salon, or by various do-it-yourself means in the home setting.

Jason has been begging his girl to toss his salad, but she says she won't get near it til he gets a Back, Crack and Sack.

by Gunga Din November 14, 2004

45πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


ass crack butterfly

When you stick you dick parallel to the cornhole of a girl and slide up and down her ass crack, thus, making your dick look like the thorax and the cheeks looking like the wings.

Zach said he wouldn't mind give Raggity an ass crack butterfly, I wouldn't mind, either.

by Sphinctar October 5, 2004

44πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž