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How things turn out to be or come to be.
Synonym - that’s how the cookie crumbles
Joe - Why did today have to be the day she left me?!? Why!!!
Me - Man that’s just how the toilet flushes sometimes bro.
When you slit someone's throat and shove feces down their neck.
He's such an asshole, I'm gonna make him a Columbian Toilet.
Urinating in a skirt while wearing underwear with bare legs under the skirt.
Peeing in a skirt is a toilet skirt. Gotta wear underwear with bare legs under the skirt to pee in the skirt.
"When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."
- John McGovern
"I Toilet Teabagged my wife when she agreed to host the holidays with her entire family"
A head popping out of a toilet
I opened the bathroom door and saw scibide toilet steering at me
Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.
Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.
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When the cable that connects your mouse with your computer becomes longer and longer once you pull it, and you keep pulling it until it gets unplugged.
(Get out of my toilet, along with the definitions was from Flamingo tbh)