turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')

THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!

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turds in your coffee

Having M&M's, Hershey Kisses, or any other small pieces of chocolate in a cup of coffee.

Hanna: Want some turds in your coffee?
Edith: Yummy! Of course.

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turd ball

noun.
a peaceful, person. a person who wants peace, and peace only. with an acception of cheese, but only on occasions. turd ball, noun. -terduh-bawl-

"that maddie girl is one fine turd ball!"

"that turd ball walking down the street, thats my girl friend."

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trailor turd

a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor or a a log-shaped piece of shit that came from a trailor park

"She's a trailor turd"
"That trailor turd kicked me out"

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Turd Furgeson

A hulking man-child of the late 70's of African-American descent. Played in the NBA.

This Turd Ferguson character is a basketball wizard.

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Toronto Turd Torpedo

when a guy takes his Girl friend out for a dirty dinner

( preferably something Mexican or fast food ) and later that night proceeds to have anal sex with her. Making sure he gets real deep covering his cock with as many turds as possible and right before ejaculation he pulls out and shoves his cock into her mouth projecting the turds from the cock to the back of her throat.

Guy1: wow... my girl friend really likes the Toronto turd Torpedo
Guy2: that sounds awesome , she must be a real special girl

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Turd Degree Burn

When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.

John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.

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