a mega chad whose dick is beyond comprehension
Person: That guy loves men soooooooooooooooooooooooo much, he must be a donald paul.
Australian national and international line dancing champion in the following categories ;
Waltz, Swing, 2-step, solo & tandom.
After an early childhood specialising in jazz ballet and Latin erotic Craig realised his passion for mesmerising crowds with his lighting fast hoof control. Born in 1837 he has defied the laws of physics and has been known to create his own electricity similar to that of Nicola Teslas famous plasma coil from the static electricity surges or 2-steps performed at an amazing 18,000 steps per minute (spm)
Why is there a hole in the dance floor there? Oh it was just from Craig Donald here last week
He's so short and fat. He'll never get a friend. He's a little Chinese panda. Oh, and he's also gay.
Eww it's bobby donald
possibly one of the few good things about this place is their soft serve cone,
"I usually come to Mc Donalds just to suck on McD's thicc creamy cone, licking up Rons Creamy Surprise
A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens. At every bin it says: stay one minute at the bin and people stay there until they smell like Chinese noodles and avocados mixed with butt juice
Eww thats disgusting
Mc Donald's is yum
A place where children turn into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens to get more money
At every bin it says to wait at the bin 1 minute for no reason
All the time the ice cream is broken
Mc Donald's is yum
A place where you get turned into nickokado avocado and get sued by karens to get more money for vegans
The ice cream machine is broken BRUHHH
Mc Donald's is yum