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like procrastinating, not getting to the point, or just mucking around
1. Stop farting around, you look like a dickhead
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when you grab a fart before you let it out and grab it (like a ball) and throw it in someones face.
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The inability to remember something.
What's that honey? Our anniversary date? Sorry, I think I'm having a brain fart!
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An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.
This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.
That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.
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A gay sex act in which a man with a gas problem(who farts alot) is being screwed in the ass by his partner and then gives sexual stimulation by farting into his partner's penis.
It's kinda like giving a blowjob, but through your ass instead of through your mouth. So that's why it's called a "fart-job!"
Steve(fucking his partner Jon in the ass): Hey Jon, do you have one coming already?
Jon: Yes! Yes, here comes a BIG one!
*Jon lets out a rather long-lasting, noisy, and pungent-smelling fart*
Steve: Aaaaaahhh! That felt so good!
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Stinging flatulence that is the end result of consuming large quantities of very spicy food. The spicier the food the more the "burning" sensation resembles the breath of a Dragon in its intensity.
Roger: Hell yeah! I ate least twenty buffalo wings man.
Duane: I warned you, now it's only a matter of time before you start layin' down some nasty Dragon Farts. The stink is the least of your worries.
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When you try to fart and shit accidentally comes out.
I tried to sneak out an SBG, but ended up filling my pants with a meaty fart.
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