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A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.
“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”
When a man gets a boner due to something hot that he cannot take action on
I was hanging out with my friend sally the other day and when she bent over to grab something I got an aggro boner.
Inability to walk due to a public erection
"Linda boner crippled me today in class, bro"
"Her ass was so fine"
When you read something and get turned on by the description of the event or person
Joe: yo, did you read chapter six last night?
Will: nah, im so fucked in class
Joe: who cares? you missed a crazy word boner
Will: OH SHIT i should go read it now!
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you
Male: * starts getting word boner*
When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
Female over text: I wanna touch you
Male: * starts getting word boner*
Sort of like autopilot but when a guy gets horny with a girl and loses any sense of conscious thought and thinks with his dick instead of his brain.
Damn, last night Johnny was on Boner Pilot for ours whole date. 😒