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Cold turkey fat slapper

Cold turkey fat slapper ; is a girl, usually a lesbian, who uses a turkey baster to try get pregnant.

OH well, did the Cold turkey fat slapper ask you for some cum?

by Bryn Benn May 12, 2020


Awkwardly Cold

When something is so cold that you feel uncomfortable eating it

"Like you get something hot or just normally isnt cold and you eat some of it and you put it in the fridge and forget about it for a few days and then you remember and you take it out and bite into it and its just like 😶🤨🤢😖, that's awkwardly cold"

by YellowSock August 17, 2020


Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 05, 2018


Crack open a cold one with the boys

The simple practice of the art of necrophilia with your bestest of friends. Typically performed in a Catholic Cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.

Hey Juan,
Wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street?

by Pedro K Hasseem March 25, 2022


Aaron cold

To be so physically cold that you feel like an iceberg...

1. God, I'm so freaking freezing...
2. Are you Aaron cold?
1. Yeah, dude.

2. Damn, that's cold.

by Lizzythekitcat June 22, 2016


Cold treasure

A complimentary prize if any for those that somehow got everything else so they run out of things to collect.

He was so good at the carnival games he ended up with more Cold treasures than actual prizes.
They give out star stickers with the words "you did it" on it as Cold treasures.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 08, 2023


woke up in a cold sweat

To wake up in a cold sweat is to wake up suddenly in the middle of the night due to the remembering of an anxious moment in your life.

Man last night night I woke up in a cold sweat remembering how those gangsters last summer almost decided to off me!

by Yongundong April 25, 2017