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When you wake up with a sore throat from sucking a dick
Kim: Hey Jenny how are you?
Jenny: I'm good. Woke up with some serious dick throat though
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The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.
Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!
Fucking jOhN dICK
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When you are on your Victorian House Boat and see your Butler from across the Bow and he gives you a look of Rambunctious Lust and you are keen for a Deep Penetration
*When you want that Vacation Dick*
You: "Hey Jeeves, let go of that wheel and attend to my Mast"
Jeeves: "Sure thing, I bring a few seamen to the poop deck *throbs*"
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A term to describe a dude with a dick, whether he is cis or trans.
Colton: "Yo bro, how do you know about aiming when you don't have a dick? Unless a dick-dude told you."
Brady: "Yeah, my bro got bottom surgery and he became a dick-dude, he told me how it was."
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A tiny ass dick. About 1-2 inches long hard
His dick was so small, girl he had minion dick
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When a man hops around trying to find a willing person to insert his tiny frog size penis in .
Did you see Fernando the other day ? That poor man was frog dicking all around. Feel sorry for man woman or shim that he gets a hold of b.c they won't feel a thing.
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You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.
'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'
'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'
'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'
'Dick twinnage can save a man.'
'My dick twin even sounds like me.'
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