A drunk that is stupid as fuck and can’t talk at all
Oi mate you are a dumb ass drunk
Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.
Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.
When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.
"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"
To be so drunk that you're unable to stand upright and likely to lose your phone and/ or other personal items.
Man, I've got the worst hangover; I was woggo drunk last night. Lost my phone again.
When one gets drunk before and during a movie in a Theatre.
Aw man I got so Theatre-drunk, I don't even know what I we saw last night.
The pleasant feeling of still being drunk when you wake up the next day after going to bed/passing out after a night of drinking. Far better than the alternative (cf hungover)
Woke up pleasantly surprised after last night's shenanigans to find I was leftover drunk rather than nursing a horrific hangover.
Leftover drunk is a special kind of drunk. You wake up, the day just dawning. After last night, you expected to be spending a miserable day in bed/on the couch/under a highway overpass, but instead you feel great. Music sounds and food tastes even better than you remember. You feel like you've cheated Death itself.
The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.
Example 1:
PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.