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Facebook Lobbyist

A Facebook friend who tries to influence election votes to sway to the candidate of their choice (and not necessarily yours) by posting endless political adds on the homepage wall of Facebook.

Every day I sign onto Facebook there's yet another posted ad or picture trying to sway me to vote for Romney (or Obama). My friends list seems to be full of Facebook Lobbyists!

by Mb59 October 18, 2012


Facebook Spanked

To be disciplined by a parent or grandparent on Facebook

Did you see Bob got Facebook Spanked by his mom?

Bob: I wish my wife could cook.

Bob's Mother: Maybe if you weren't such an inconsiderate little bitch then maybe she would learn.

by Weasel631 May 30, 2010


Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.

Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "

by infernlmagician November 15, 2019


facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.

Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.

by MDMC January 14, 2011


Facebook smuggler

A person(s) that goes through random facebook profiles,
right clicks, and saves peoples pictures to their C drive. Only to brag to his/her friends that they "really" sent them the pics, but in reality not knowing them at all.

Tom surfs facebook to find hot girls, goes into their profiles, right clicks on all the sexy pics, and tells his friends "yo look at this pic this chick sent me...shes wants me bad"....
**tom is such a facebook smuggler.**

by usmcvince February 14, 2012


Walking-facebook

A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.

Don't believe him, either walking-Facebook .

by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019


Facebook Hoe

Girls that just want a reaction out of shit

“I don’t even pay her any attention, she a Facebook hoe. Ain’t bout to ruin my day.”

by Bee Calm January 25, 2021