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People who keep pictures on facebook of someone they no longer associate with.
OMG look at all those pictures and you don't even talk to that person anymore. Your such a Facebook Hoarder! , You deleted your friends from fb but you kept their pictures? Your such a Facebook Hoarder
The ridiculous amount of notifications and messages recieved after any social event
JEff: 'Awesome party last night, you should have come'
STEVE: 'yeah but look who's wading through the facebook fallout now'
someone who can access your facebook page and then proceed to relay information to another facebooker who, does not have access to your info or is blocked.
what? my girl found out i was talking to an ex girlfriend on facebook someone two facebooked me. ive been the victim of a mother fuckin two timing
two-facebooker
When one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
Annoyed girlfriend- "Hey you should get off Facebook for once babe."
Facebook addict- "You want me to WHAAAT??"
Annoyed girlfriend- "I SAAIIID GET OFF FACEBOOK FOR ONCE AND ENJOY LIFE?!"
Facebook addict- "Nah Facebook is life and I wil----- (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later "what were we talking about again"
Super annoyed girlfriend- "You have a 'facebook addiction'"
When you are real-life friends with someone but both of you refuse to "friend" the other on Facebook.
I've known Dan for a long time but we are in a Facebook standoff.
A Facebook friend, who never likes, or comments on your posts, but suddenly reads something you posted, and feels the need to attack you with a comment.
I didn't think that Jim read any of my posts, until he pulled that Facebook guerilla move.
When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!
Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling