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Stood up, bailed out, avoided at all cost
That woman fat chicked you last at the bar....
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Temporarily bloated due to glutinous consumption of sushi.
Man, I had 6 rolls to myself and I am hell'a sushi fat!
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What my boyfriend's cat is
"Yo mah dude look at this cat he's such a fat lard"
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fat club - the gym
Are you off to fat club to watch ladies bottoms on the step machine?
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When friends trade who is the fat one. This is due to the one that was fat getting healthy at the same time that the one that was healthy got fat, this exchange is called a fat swap.
"I remember the two of you, didn't he used to be the fat one? What did you do, a fat swap?"
"Jane used to be fly as hell, now she looks like a mammoth"
"Oh she did a fat swap with Latisha though, now Latisha is damn fine"
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Being "skinny-fat" occurs when you have a BMI in the normal range, and you may have thin limbs, but your waist circumference is very high making you abdominally overweight. You therefore have a similar risk to those who are *directly* overweight, because a huge waist is always bad regardless of your BMI.
He is skinny-fat because although he burns more calories than he consumes, he still is a major alcoholic and this gives him excess belly fat despite being otherwise a healthy weight.
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