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The act of farting into your lover’s cum fulfilled vagina or ass..... immediately sucking said fart and spunk from their hole, than transferring to their mouth
Susan and I where French felching over the weekend, she still stinks like cum farts
Anyone named Calin is a french frie, change my mind.
Who is that looking ass hypocrite wanna-be top?
Oh? That girl? She is Calin
RUN! IT'S CALIN THE FRENCH FRIE
An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.
“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”
“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”
French tumbler is the art of cutting one tip of a bread stick and inserting the clipped end into her vagina then urinating into the pores of the bread. (Add an umbrella for class and enjoy)
Babe could you make me a French tumbler, I'm a little thirsty. No ice!
This is a Connect-4 move, which involves the Other Player sub-consciouly surrendering to the Player by letting them get 4 horizontal tokens in a row. This move is distinct from the Norwegian Pincer due to their only being one valid spot to place the winning token. Meaning that it is entirely possible for the Other Player to block it.
"Did they just french surrender" - Player
"Did I just french surrender" - Other (French) Player
Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."
Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"
Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."
Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"
Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"
Iam ☺️
Hym "Now get back to work!"
Iam 😑
When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.
“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”