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Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.
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Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
You Have A Crush? Is The Word That Someones Asks When Someone Asks A Person That They Have A Crush.
So In My Class... Bro I Had A Crush. She/He Was Cute. But You Have A Crush?
Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason
18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old
Person: Have you taken your morning meds?
duke depp doesnt have a projector. this means he should get one, a galaxy projector in fact !!
“willma said something about a projector... i dont have a projector so im sorry.... that i dont have a projector haha!!”
Having your ear pierced while you are a male piece of human is often an act considered as claiming your homosexuality.
Person #1: Hi
Person #2: Having your ear pierced while you are a male
Person #1: Oh god
(From the Arby's slogan): we have what it takes to make you sexually/socially happy
Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.