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1: have you heard of Jesus Christ
2: yea hes based as shit
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My nigga, weee lovve jesus christ yeahhh jesussss fuck athiests lets go jesus lets goo god and jesuus man nghgfnfhdndj
Jesus: I am christ
Smart people : yayyy my nigga brooo jesus christ
Athiest fucktard: fake
Smart people : *pop that nigga ass*
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Has the fattest cock out there just built different And usually an absolute unit
Bro he’s just Jesus Lizarraga
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an exclamation of shock or disgust
"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"
" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
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A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.
Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.
Room at Club Alejandro in which many of the greatest sexual encounters of all time have occurred. Unfortunately, the door doesn't have a lock...
What's up, baby? Wanna go to the Jesus Room?
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The robotic man that sits outside of random stores and proclaims "I am Electric Jesus".
"Hey, lets go see what that robot does! it looks cool!"
"Oh, okay, sure!"
(The people walk up to robot)
(Motion sensor detects approaching)
(Lights flash)
('sing hallelujah.....'in background)
"I AM ELECTRIC JESUS!"
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