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Feces in one's pants, in turd form.
Smells like someone's walking around with a john jay in their pants.
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A respectible Republican senator from Arizona. Served in Vietnam, and was a Republican Primary candidate before (unfortunately) being defeated by George W Bush.
I hope John McCain runs for office come '08.
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A loser who deserved to lose the election. His party makes lame excuses for his lost.
John Kerry did another embarrasing thing today.
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a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.
See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.
A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.
Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.
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When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.
Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"
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NOT the inventor of the word "weaksauce"
A: Who invented the word weaksauce?
B: I dunno, but not john vicente for sure bro
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A strange species of human beings who are usually from Greek origins. Tends to mummer in humorous ways or make strange comments. Does not listen to most people and tends to wander off away from where they are suposed to be. When questioned he usually tells lies or says a random answer and claims not to know. Although he is a beast at soccer. But claims to be good at other things that he is not good at. Easily distracted during classes in school, usually with video games.
"John Xydas, what is 2+2?" The teacher ask. "Oh, what, um, 17??" John Xydas answered.
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