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When you cum so hard, it comes out her nose, then circles back into her mouth.
Dude, I came so hard last night it completed the Circle of Life.
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Life purpose is to break the impossible without realizing it.
You'll never truely understand Life's Purpose
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The life you choose to live where you do what you want and let no one stand in your way. You demand respect from everyone and take bullshit from no one.
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A hellish place created by heterosexuals that magically expect their children to be grateful for being born.
The existence is filled with disease and death and psychotic parents expecting you to be happy despite it all happening.
If you’re born a male, you have to ignore your desires and automatically find a female partner and eventually get her pregnant (or endlessly have sex with her because her desires are your penis even if you don’t want that) or be constantly shamed until the day you die.
If you’re born a female, you have to constantly do your makeup and endlessly be pretty and heterosexual as well — or bisexual for “powerful” men. You aren’t allowed to be free just like men aren’t allowed to be free.
You must shut up 100% of the time and always do what people tell you to do.
Me: “Hey, I’m alive! I’m ready for life!”
Them: “Good: sign here and here and here and here and here and now you’re officially my slave. So sorry that you were manipulated with money since the moment you were born. MAN UP, GROW UP, and GET OVER IT. NO ONE CARES!!!!”
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something you say to someone when they commit an act of "ditching" you. when they leave you stranded, when they make fun of you, when they do anything not in your favour basically.
*zafar leaves bobby at the movies with no ride home*
bobby: "DITCH LIFEEEE"
zafar: "ogiogiogioigogioi"
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