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MATTHEW

MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.

MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON

by George_dcunha November 25, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.

Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.

All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.

Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!

Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.

Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.

by Isabel or Jackson September 25, 2018


Matthew

LOL

matthew is and

by thecoldheartedcaretaker November 24, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.

Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.

by KenKay03 September 4, 2021

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Matthew

Commonly Japanese or Korean with messy curly hair. They often have glasses and stay up and wake up late.

Wow he’s definitely a Matthew u can tell by the hair and race.

by Black person 69 March 1, 2021


Matthew

Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.

Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.

Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...

by November 23, 2021


matthew

Mathew is gay, wierd, and sus

Look at that Matthew!
Matthew is gay

by Toasj May 5, 2023

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