ratchet ass hoe i don't fuck around.

A line from a ghetto rap song; I ain't messing around, bitch

Black Chick: Ratchet ass hoe I don't fuck around. If you fuck with my man I'll burn your house down. *Holds up blow torch*

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Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger

A special burger served with four kinds of cheddar

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger, you should try it!"

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don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit

a term used to tell somebody not to sweat the small stuff and get laid instead.

calm down man, don't sweat the petty shit pet the sweaty shit.

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guns don't kill people, people kill people

A phrase Dimebag Darrel had always sided with. He believed that guns were no threat, only the people who use them incorrectly are....Ironically, Wednesday, December 8th 2004....Dimebag was shot to death during one of his concerts....

We will all miss you Dimebag. At least we got that motherfucker Nathan Gale who gunned you down and blew the fuck outta him.....Eye for an Eye.

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I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?
Nope, I don't really get TikTok, do you?

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good thing you don't keep guns in the house

A phrase used in response to somebody overreacting over a minor or petty incident.

Bob: Those idiots at Taco Bell messed up my damn order again! I should go over there and slap some goddamn sense into those stupid shits!
Dave: Sheesh. Good thing you don't keep guns in the house.

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when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.

Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

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