Your going to Brazil

The worst possible thing that could happen to you

Friend: Yo dude, your going to Brazil.
Me: Gets dragged away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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eat your words

to admit something that you had said wrong

they will eat your words when they win

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Where’s your dad

Well where your dad is he might be at a store gettin some milk or he’s fuckin dead so yeah.

ex: you’re dad makes you a bowl of cereal but y’all don’t have milk so he sneaks out to go get it “where’s your dad?” Well he’s fuckin gone

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cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.

Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.

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bring your playbook

what they say to you if you are cut at the end of training camp.

coach wants to see you, bring your playbook.

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key your car

to scratch a car with something.

If you piss me of I swear I key your car.

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all your base

ol-yOr-bAs

n. 1. A premature proclamation of victory. This expression is often incorrectly taken to mean simply victory. However, doing so does not take into account Zigs and their ability to be moved for great justice.

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