eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

Outback sausage

The Australia version of the Alaskan pipeline. The act of pooping into a heat resistant condom, placing it on the engine of a 79 series landcruiser in the middle of the Simpson desert, then inserting it into ones anal cavity.

Dazza: “hey Shazza fire up the cruiser, wanna give me an outback sausage?”

Shazza: “yeah no worries cunny, give us 10 and then bend over and drop ya daks bud”

Microphone Sausage

When you put a sausage on a microphone so you can eat while hella gaming.

Person 1: I commuted microphone sausage yesterday
Person 2: Thats an act of war