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The hole that after you eat five pieces of corn, you shit out logs of corn
"Hey, paul i need to clean out my corn duct so i feel better"
Corn fungus is what happens when auto corrcet, corrects the word "Cornelius." #WE HATE AUTO CORRECT !
"Hi Corn fungus. Oops, I meant Cornelus. Auto correct is annnoying."
The kind of person who would do anything to get there hands on some tasty lump of knobs
My husband keeps asking for corn for dinner, I'm worried he might be a corn whore
When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.
Dude 1: “Aww shit bro. Last night, I was so dehydrated from fucking so long that I splat corn juice on her tummy.”
Dude 2: “Dude here”, *hands Dude 1 the rest of his Gatorade*, “you can have the rest, that’s nasty.”
Corn juice: When a man is having sex with their partner and have the urge to pee and cum simultaneously, ejaculating and peeing on/in their partner. The “corn” part of the term comes from the fact of his pee being yellow due to him not drinking enough water.
When a newly pregnant womens egg turns to a gundam suit and fights off 522000000 per day for 208 hours however that adds up powered by lithium batteryies to hace cloning to fight back and kost replaxed by a second mans sperm in the same captured suit and drowning the original sperm.
When someone purposely leaves a ceramic piece of corn under your pillow without you noticing - often considered an act of endearment. However, in more severe cases, being corned can indicate an extreme hatred from the perpetrator, and potentially intent to kill. Watch your back and beware of the corners.
"Damn bro! I got corned last night."
"Yeah I think he isn't feeling well, someone said he got corned"
"He missed class because he was... well... you don't wanna know"
To get totally wasted on American Corn Tradition (Vodka)
1.Fabian is so corned right now! He can't even stand straight
2.Man , I'm getting corned tonight