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Top hatting to take a picture of one’s penis on Snapchat and to put a picture of a top hat where one’s tip is also commonly mistaken for Lincolning top hat is used to get girls to be impressed with creativity
Dave-ayye yo bro this girls really into me what do I do
Micheal-man have you tried top hatting her
The loose hat that is notorious to hipsters. Also known as a slouchy beanie. It received its name from looking similar to a flaccid penis (or limp dick).
"That douche with the limpdick hat keeps trying to get in Becky's pants."
A wine chilling bucket on a stand.
From the set up's resemblance to a cymbal on a stand - called the High Hat.
They were getting engaged, so I brought them Champagne in a High Hat.
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Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
Sally: Oh my boyfriend gave me such a steamy tomato hat last night
rusty's new motivational slogan
Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.
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Where you cover all air holes of a cone, and smoke a fat joint inside. When complete, place the smoke filled cone on top of your head.
Sick Guy 1: Dude, is he Cone Hatting?!
Sick Guy 2: Yeah bro, he must be fucked!