wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

wet willie

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

wet back

A condition that afflicts women who like to have sex in the woods.

I shagged Laura in the bushes last night and sent her home with a wet back. I think she had some poop on her too. But I didn't care.

wet cows

Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.

Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."

Wet Noodle

when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.

The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.

Wet Baby

A handjob done in a hottub.

Megan was in the hottub with anthony and all the sudden pulled down his pants and gave him a wet baby

wet texting

When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond

Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone