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I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.
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Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.
Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.
Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.
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A condition that afflicts women who like to have sex in the woods.
I shagged Laura in the bushes last night and sent her home with a wet back. I think she had some poop on her too. But I didn't care.
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Whom D-man claims writes on apartment walls.
Schwedy: "Who the hell wrote that on our wall?"
D-man: "It was clearly the wet cows."
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when a man (and/or) women's penis cannot get errect, do to the consumption of alcoholic beverage.
The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.
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Megan was in the hottub with anthony and all the sudden pulled down his pants and gave him a wet baby
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When people start flooding you with texts and/or text emojis even when you don't respond
Instead of blowing my phone this guy/girl is wet texting the fuck out of my phone
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