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those trays they usually have at white people functions! the shit with cheese and mf ham 😒
“ayo where’s the white people snack tray?”
“you know the one with cheese and crackers?”
“yeah man, the white people snack tray!”
On December 1st kick people who annoy you. You have full permission to kick or even bite them.
Tomorrow is kick annoying people day get ready.
if your single, August 3rd is YOUR day
"Happy National Single People Day, my new favorite day"
For the rest of 2021, you can throw any person under 5’6 as much as you want. No permission required.
It’s Throw Short People Year, let’s hunt those Oompa Loompas and throw them.
people with the middle name grace are... special. They are always the people in the friend group that give off that ' crackhead energy' (you know what I'm talking about). whether they're rolling on the floor ripping up tiny pieces of newspaper and screaming about their wooden dick, pissing themselves with laughter about a picture of a tiny green man in your german classroom or if they are spilling an entire box or hairbos and then running into a busy road to say hello to the druggies while piss drunk at a party, they are always a good laugh... for ten minutes until u hate then and resort to smacking them with a pencil pot
classmate: damn does Iona normally sit on the floor cutting up tiny pieces of cardboard during the lesson.
me: yeh she always does that. her middle name is iona
classmate: OMG THIS LITERALLY MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. SHES AN IONA? SO THATS WHY SHE IS SUCH A CRACKHEAD
me: yeh people with the middle name grace are just like this
This day will take place on 23rd October (Friday) and you must respect short people day and if you don’t people will not respect you!
Yo luckas do you want a free coke, it’s ‘respect short people day’ 🤠👊🏼
Do you have that one sensitive friend that annoys you the fuck out, today you can roast them for the whole entire day 💞
“Your so annoying”
“Why did you say that”
“BECAUSE ITS ROAST SENSITIVE PEOPLE DAY”