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When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm
Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!
That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole
the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch
Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.
a very believable and honest description of pure knowledge... and fuck my life perpendicular... YELLOWISACOLORTOO, as if i would pour more ketchup when absolutely necessary. i mean, yea bitch lets give donald trump a brick. Im NoT a PuBeScEnT chair leg im just a person with high expectations
Purple is a fruit, and yer a wizard harry!
Elmo: "whats your favourite froot?
Billy: "its a gra...."
Elmo: "PURPLE IS A FROOT WORSHIP MEEEEE!?!?!?"
One of the best things to ever exist. It is a delicious rice you can dip in sauce and it makes your mouth tingle if you have not tried you mean nothing to this world. If someone calls you purple rice its a compliment.
Yo that girl so fine she like purple rice.
If your name is purple core your just the best.
Whoa! look at that dude. Hes named purple core!