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Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021


bullet snow

Cocaine

Take this bullet snow straight to the dome.

by darkman93 September 16, 2013


snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019


Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023


Idaho Snow Cone

When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.

Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone

by Boss Tits December 16, 2021


Snow asshole

When you get attacked 3 or more times, by the same player, in Warzone on TopWar

This dude hit me 3 times in Warzone! He is a snow asshole!

by Midget_Kinks March 11, 2021


Snow Snot

That dirty, frozen, crud that builds up behind the tires of your car when driving in snowy conditions.

Man, I've got so much snow snot built up in the wheel wells, I can hardly steer the car.

by Great White Northerner January 11, 2010