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pond scum sucking

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.

When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.

by Coriolus September 4, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Go Suck a Tree

A phrase you use when you are mad at somebody or just to use for the fun of it. Basically the same meaning as go suck a dick, penis or some kind of genital name.

" You're a bitch!"

"Oh yeah? Well, go suck a tree cock muncher!"

by TheR3B3L June 22, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck Me Boots

Tall but not that tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women and some gay men, who wish to send the signal "eat/suck me".
Generally, the boots extend to calf level, but depending on height they may also reach a bit lower than the calf.
Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female or gay man ready to rut.
Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, hot pants or mini-shorts, furthering the "eat/suck me" signal.

Ex. 1: Look at Simon with his skin-tight tank top, shades, mini-shorts and his white leather suck me boots.. he just screams "suck me!"

Ex. 2: Look at Natasha with her super low-rise mini-skirt, cut-off tank top and her black latex suck me boots, god she just yells out "EAT ME!"

by Markkyto December 27, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck My Nuts

1. To disagree with someone
2. Clean my balls
3. Your Gay
4. Noob

Me: How are you
Ashton: wanna suck my nuts

by dwaynebrock24@gmail.com July 30, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

by Melvin Punymyer February 3, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

by ACXtreme November 4, 2007

141๐Ÿ‘ 142๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suck my cock

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.

HELLO MY FRIEND, SUCK MY COCK HOT WOMEN

by Jackishorny August 24, 2008

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