The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

I know you ain't talking

When someone is trying to roast you but he did something lamer than you.

-DAMN, your haircut is so ugly!
-BITCH! I know you ain't talking with that shitty ass fade.

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Talking out the side of your neck

Lying for effect; Letting your mouth write checks that your ass can't cash.

Prison slang. "I had bitches and money and all that shit out there", said Frank the Rat. "You're just talking out the side of your neck", replied Snake. "you never had two dead flies to rub together motherfucker."

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TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.

Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!

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Otis The Trash Talking Goat

Hey! I'm a goat. YEET! u dOnt wAnNa mesS wiTH mE.

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Otis The Trash Talking Goat: mfrph

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Don’t talk to boys day

September 4th girls can’t talk to any boys, if they do they own there best friend food

Girl 1: I talk to this really cute boy today
Girl 2: you didn’t make “don’t talk to boys day”

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talking out your nose

when you talk/speak from a place where you think you know everything, therefore acting as judge, when you really are not.

"people are so unconscious for eating meat and animals, they need to wake up, did you know some meat products contain human parts?"
"but you watch violent and gory movies where they perfectly emulate violence against humans"

"yea but its not going to influence me because I'm aware"

" you're talking out your nose"

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