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A third tier institution in Tampax, Florida known for their ridiculously lax admissions standards. They are the third largest "university" in the state of Florida behind UF and UCF. They recently experienced their best football season ever but even that won't attract quality students, as they rank last in the state in number of Merit Scholars. They pride themselves on being the only commuter school in the country with a ranked football team. Recently, administrators at the school announced they would not be able to construct housing for students because of the strong community support for the existing pawn shops and liquor stores that surround the campus. The current money mismanagement crisis at the school has caused students to question the number of luxurious pieces of furniture in the president's office, which include a miniature model of an on-campus football stadium with a plaque reading "Someday..." attached.
Ray Ray: "Dude! Did you get into the Tulsa Welding School?"
Tay Tay: "Nah man. They too selectionative.!"
Ray Ray: "Oh man. That's straight up whack!"
Tay Tay: "It's ok. I just got a football scholarship to the University of South Florida."
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A nickname given to USC by jealous UCLA kids who couldn't afford USC.
My dad's movie bombed last year, so now University of Spoiled Children isn't an option.
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It is a very good school, but school spirit is for asshole sports fans.
"Scene from University of Wisconsin Madison: Hey, why are all of these dipshits walking out in front my moving car?"
"It's a Badger game."
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A University in the UP of Michigan with more guns, trucks, and rednecks than textbooks.
"Where are you going to college?"
"Northern Michigan University."
"Bummer."
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The school rich spoilled brats go to where despite daddy's donations they still couldn't get into Georgetown.
Living conditions also consist of 7 people crammed into a single dorm room like sardines.... but at least you are still in DC
Its cool I didn't get into Georgetown... Daddy felt bad so he got me a new car, a Fendi, a spot at George Washington University and we're all going to Cabo for the weekend! Totes Fun!
Whats the one thing Georgetown University and George Washington University Students both have in common?
They both applied to Georgetown
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University for Arizona residents that are too dumb to go to Arizona State or Arizona University. Only complete sub 70 on the IQ scale morons from out of state make the decision to go to this school.
I got a 640 on my SAT's so I'm going to Northern Arizona University
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State school with a substandard flight program/team. For a super-standard flight program/team, see Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University.
"UND is going to get their asses beat down this year" - ERAU Flight Student
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