French Manicure- when a guy says “just the tip”
“I know you’re tired bae, lemme just give you the french”
French Manicure: when he wants to put just the tip in
“Ugh tonight...ok maybe just a french mani”
Ten in French means Dece, a shortened from of Decent.
Johnathan:
That 30-second brewed earl grey with no milk is Ten in French..
Drewkle:
What’s Ten in French?
Johnathan:
Dix….
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
The people who put baguettes slathered with marinara sauce in their urethra
A population of around 100 million people, with 67 million of them inhabiting the country of France, with its beautiful sights, mountains, and geographical location, generally characterized by their horrible temper, especially against foreigners, and their love for cigarettes, coffee, and worker strikes.
Let us take as an example, their anger towards tourists who use the language wrong, even though most of them don't even speak English all that well:
"Bonjour, j'aimerais avoir une croissant."
"C'est UN Croissant! Idiot! Golmon! Sale Bâtard! Vas te faire foutre!"
The French can be nice, especially when you know French. Unless if you're their boss. Or if you mix up "un" and "une".
1) Miserable sick nasty people
2) A concept created by Belgium to keep the Spanish away
3) Offsprings of Satan
Jack: Jill what´s wrong? You look sad today.
Jill: The French
A group of people known for last names such as: Fontaine, Balenciaga, Anouilh (which means slow worm), Beauséjour, Ferrière, and more.
"Why do the french have such difficult to pronounce last names."