When you try to drink from a vessel that's much too large for your mouth to take so you get covered in liquid.
"Ooh! Check her out! She's playing the French Flute!"
When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"
I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.
Just as French kiss means a tongue penetrating ihto another person's mouth, a "French-Rim" means a tongue penetrating into another person's asshole.
I met a submissive who lived to French-rim Me.
To flip someone off with your middle finger
Jim responded with an enthusiastic French Shakka
Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
The act of mixing pudding and human feces to consume for sexual enjoyment
Christian: What are you guys going to to tonight?
Hanna: We're going to make French Pudding :)
Ass to ass with a double dildo
The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.