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When a guy gets jacked off, by another party, from behind between his legs.
I caught mom goat milking dad this morning....
An illogical reference used in a text conversation to distract from the current conversation.
Preston sent the text "Love goats" to distract from everyone in the group chat from making fun of him.
A Minecraft YouTuber that gets no bitches
Goatted is a Goatted YouTuber
A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
We Goat Mashed the other team in gears of war 2
A large type of dog known for its scruffy fur, long legs, and inability to walk straight.
"Is that a goat?"
"No, it's just that rat called an elephant goat."
Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
An exclamation of agreement.
A proverbial nod in agreement.
Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.
Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?
“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”