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Milf legs

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020


Legs Could Be Flashlights

When legs are so pale/white they still light up in the darkness or early morning.

Random guy at gas station to total stranger: "Dang mama your legs could be flashlights."

by FlashlightLegs March 9, 2018


leg-request tug

Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.

Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.

by QuacksO August 6, 2019


happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025


Slappin’ Legs

A formerly popular Southern euphemism for sex. (verb)

Everybody knows that those two have been slappin’ legs.” -My Grandmother

by kinkytwinky June 25, 2018


humanoid-anti-legs-pee.

pee

humanoid-anti-legs-pee. poop on the sink xdxdd

by banananannanan1 May 24, 2021


Hot legging

Verb- the action of sitting so close to someone your legs touch and both your legs get hot

We were so close to each other on the the plane we were hot legging

by Hotlegguy84 December 15, 2024