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Crystal light is the process of taking crystal light and shoving it inside of your asshole. Then you start creaming out of your butthole and the cream is flavored and you start boxing it up and shipping it out to people labeled as flavored whipped cream.
I made some crystal light today and I made lots of money.
A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?
You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
A glowing condom use in the ways of the Jedi
God I can't wait to try out these new love lights!
States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Something fake your girlfriend makes up to make you feel like the bad guy in a given situation.
"My friends said you have been gas lighting me babe"
No you friends are idiots who like to tell you these things because you are not smart. How many times do I need to explain this to you. I love you but I really think you need to stop hanging out with them they dont have your best interest in mind
Gas lighting is the act of lying to someone repetitivly to make that person start questioning reality. Contrary to popular belief it's spelled gas lighting and not gaslighting. It was always spelled gas lighting. It's spelled gas lighting and it will always be like that. That's not an opinion, that's just a fact. If you believe it is spelled gaslighting you might wanna sit down and think about it for a bit. Its okay to sometimes have wrong memories. It happens to the best of us. remembering something that isn't real is also called the mandela effect. It might be the reason you believe its spelled gaslighting but it's actually gas lighting. There's no shame in admitting that you are wrong. Just think about it for a bit. Would it make sense to put these two words together? Why would there be no space between two different words? Like do you write: "I need to cookfoodtoday" or "I need to cook food today". Obviously the latter one. If you keep believing its written gaslighting then there really might be something wrong with you. You might wanna see a doctor or something.
Two people texting.
Hey my new friend is constantly lying to me. I think he is gaslighting me.
Dude it's spelled gas lighting not gaslighting. It was always gas lighting. From the moment language was invented gas lighting was spelled with a space in between.
What? I always thought it's gaslighting.
Yeah Nah, you need to see a doctor asap. I called the police on you for your own safety. Get well soon.
johnny do
why are you saying that, people gas-lighting would do that.