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Dipping your penis in hot sauce and then having sex
I persian fire dragoned this girl in the vagina
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A person who sticks to a habit or routine.
Even though he retired a year ago, Kyle is such an old fire horse that he still gets up early every morning..
expressing or exciting sexual love or passionate romance between two people who have been apart for a long time.
Once Cohen returns home from the army he's going to come fight my fires.
When having sex with a woman suspected of having an STD, the man first puts on one condom then covers it in hot sauce before putting on a second condom. If the fist condom breaks during sex, then the woman will scream like a fire truck which signals the guy to pull out.
The only way I will have sex with that woman is using a Louisiana Fire Truck
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Gather Vladimir Putin and the whole Russian gymnastics team. Putin will then continuously mouth bang the whole team until he blows.
Gave em a Russian Firing Squad last night!
Russia Putin Penis blowjob
It is the act of gently dunking your partner's tip into chili powder, let the spice sit for approximately one minute before delicately inserting into your partner's anal cavity.
Only place I'll take a filipino fire hydrant is on a ski lift. Ain't that right baby cakes?