Top Gun Sequel

A turd, a piece of shit. So named because even though no such sequel exists, there is no possible way to make this film without said film being a piece of shit.

"Hold on a minute, I'm working on a Top Gun sequel"

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No one is on top of you

(Ein aliekha)
An Israeli slang meaning: you're the best. Sometimes being said sarcastically.

-I just got us tickets for the rock concert.
-No one is on top of you.

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knock the top off

Phrase used to describe to describe masturbating shortly before having sex in order to prolong intercourse; most effective after a long dry spell.

It's been a while since I got any so I had to knock the top off before we did it.

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TOP WATER JIG

A BLACK PERSON ON WATER SKIs

THAT BOATS PULLING A TOP WATER JIg

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Topping From The Bottom

In its basic, literal sense, it means exactly what it says. The person on the bottom is leading the top, thus technically topping from the bottom.

Guy 1: So I heard Derek let you top last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, but even though he was bottoming, he still had most of the control.
Guy 1: Ah, clearly he was topping from the bottom.

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top bannana

its my pharse that like proper bo it can be used anywhere

thats top bannana man

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Junk in the top bunk

antonym of junk in the trunk; a female (or male) who is abnormally heavy in their bubbie region.

Joe: Dude do you see that girl over there.
Mark: Yeah she got alot of junk in the top bunk.
Steve: Hey thats my sister!

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