give a girl ur hoodie day

November 29th is give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!!!!! give a girl ur hoodie, it’s that simple, AND NO BACK OUTS!!!!

girl: give me ur hoodie!!
guy: why? its mine.
girl: its november 29th!! aka give a girl ur hoodie day!!!!!!
guy: ok

ur dope

your crazy, retarded, and plain old dumb

wtf women, ur dope

ur annoying

a thing to tell boys

girl: why were u and mario laughing at me today
guy; reasons
girl; like.....

guy; they shall not be told
girl; ur annoying

Ur Ancestry Full Of Faggotry

An unblockable attack on ones ancestral heritage, no force on earth can counter this insult the only option is to resign oneself to death

Robert: Hey Paul

Paul: Hey Robert guess what?
Robert: What?
Paul: "Ur ancestry full of faggotry!"
*Robert's brain immediately hemorrhages and blood gushes out of his nose while he seizes on the floor praying that the afterlife won't be cruel to him*

Ur ban dictionary

Ur banned dictionary

Did you hear about Ur ban dictionary?
Oh, you mean urban dictionary?
Yes, exactly.

ur ban dictionary

its like ur being banned. its also the name of this website lol

"ur banned" -ur ban dictionary

ur-ban dictionary

the way you get banned from using this site

ur banned ur-ban dictionary