A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.
Any worker their is a typical willies douche.
A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.
Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?
Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
When you surprise a girl so many times her face turns into Todd Bridges permanently.
Willis neck bitches never shut their mouths.
Likes to make sexual noises and references randomly to express hornyness
She said to me Willy Lilly and I liked it
When a tattoo artist, piercer or tattoo shop owner choke-slams his partner in a public place.
Last night at the bar that tiny piercing man really gave his young gf a Rocking Willy.
a Hermatherdite bits
an example of twaty little willy is a person who has a penis and a fanny