cheese bread

a multi perpose word denoting laziness, obesity, greasiness, obsession, and a generally repulsive and unhealthy lifestyle.

it originated from a youtube hip-hop video called "everyday normal crew" by comedy rapper jon lajoie , wherein he introduces a friend of his who he calls "cheese bread" because of his habit of getting out of bed every morning, putting "five slice of cheese on five slice of bread", " microwaving that shit" eating it, and going back to bed.

the main useage is the verb form, in which case, "to cheese bread" something, or "cheese breading" something means to obsess over or overdo one single activity.

in adjective form, cheese bread describes a person as disgusting or lazy , or a period of time spent behaving in a disgusting , lazy or unhealthy manner.

verb

1: "i'm taking a week off work so i can cheese-bread gears of war 3 "
2: my parents just got into the wire , they're cheese breading that shit."
3: i can't listen to that album anymore, i cheese breaded it and i'm sick of it now."

adjective

1: "yo man i got up at 2:30 pm today, smoked a fat ass j bone, and ate nine cans of ravioli while watching 25 back-to-back episodes of my little pony : friendship is magic. i didn't brush my teeth or take a shower or anything. it was totally fucking cheese bread."

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cheese slice

The triangle shaped sweat mark left by a woman on a vinyl seat. Most often seen on exercise equipment.

Damn MaryBeth, are you going to wipe off that cheese slice you left on the Lat Pulldown?

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Chicken and Cheese

A way of saying "I love you" when you don't want your parents to hear/understand you.

John: Chicken and Cheese!
Elli Bean: Awwww. I Chicken and Cheese you too!

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cheese on a stick

someone who is too cheesey to describe, anythign and everything they do is pure cheese

Will Smith in anything

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chocolate and cheese

1. An incredible album by Ween
2. A delicious, underrated combo

1. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of good music.
2. Chocolate and cheese is the epitome of tastiness.

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cheese-off

When a guy masturbates with cheese-wiz. Or any other cheese product.

James Etherton prefers to cheese-off after a good fuck in the ass.


-Look up James Etherton for further explanation

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cheese party

The combination of a party and cheese, resulting magical domination of "the greatest substance known to man".

Dudes, lets have a cheese party and dominate some magical substance.

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