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You Would

A phrase usually meaning "that's so typical of you", but could be used to trick others or counter-trick them, and are good for coming back at "screw you", "I'm going to ... ", or "I swear these people...".

Ex. 1-

Person A: "I freaking flunked that math test."

You: "Because you're an idiot infested with attention issues."

Person A: "Screw you, dude."

You: "You would. Dude."

Ex.2 -

Person B: "I'm going to go to the mall with my friends, and maybe even get some action with my boyfriend. ;)"

You: "You would."

Ex. 3 -

Person C: "I hate people who just judge others just by a one-time chance and hypocrites. Like that new girl Judy, she just went out and snapped at my best friend and never got to know her."

You: *sighs* "You would."

by YoHoy124 March 27, 2010

26πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


fuck you

A way of showing anger towards another person, it is a very common unoriginal way of insulting a person used mainly by uncreative teens and people that just can't come up with their own ideas.

Kid 1: You hacker!
Kid 2: Fuck you!

by Ryouu November 26, 2012

25πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


You Reap What You Sow

The basic nature of God's Justice:
GALATIANS 6: 7-9 (KJV)
7: Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
8: For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.
9: And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not.

THE DEFINITIONS:
1. Everything that you do has repercussions. It comes back to you one way or another.
2. You cannot escape the consequences of your actions. What you do comes back to you.
3. You will see the long-term effects of your actions.
4. KARMA - The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny, especially, in his next incarnation.
5. What goes around comes around.
6. Your actions all have consequences. Don't ever be fooled into thinking that your actions don't have consequences. Don't think you can get away with bad choices even if you don't seem to get caught. Remember verse seven tells us that God cannot be mocked. He sees it all. You reap what you sow.

Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

We sow in one season, we reap in another.

Sow a thought you reap an act. Sow an act, you reap a habit. Sow a habit, you reap a character. Sow a character, you reap a consequence.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 15, 2005

2831πŸ‘ 598πŸ‘Ž


You Bart

The history of You Bart dates back to the early 2006. It all started when various students felt the need to rebel against authority. The phrase is a simple, yet affective way to return any statement that an individual dislikes or seeks to ignore.

Possible scenario's where the phrase can be used include:
Q. Have you done your homework Brock? A. YOU BART
Q. Are you whipped on Talissa Brock? A. YOU BART
or even Q. Are you going to school tomorrow Brock? A. YOU BART

by Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj October 25, 2007

22πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


you will keep

β€œYou will keep” means you have it coming

My babe said.

I don’t forget, I am like an elephant. You will keep.

by Aattash420 April 19, 2021

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


You Vandal

A pop-punk band from Central Florida that are known for strong D.I.Y. ethics and being very approachable for fans.

Dude, You Vandal is fucking awesome.

by jockitch27 August 12, 2009

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fauc-you

A play on words to perpetuate the simple act of defiance of our authoritarian Dr. Fauci, "America's Doctor", that hasn't been right about a damn thing since the 80's.

Dr. Fauci: "β€œYou may have to bite the bullet and sacrifice that social gathering unless you’re pretty certain that the people that you’re dealing with are not infected."

Me: "Fauc-you, and the horse you rode in on you midget fuck".

by DogEars November 15, 2020

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž