a position during sex in which a male and female pair secure eachothers ankles together while they are in the splits. In this position the elasticity cuased by their groins stretching in the splits will help the pull out motion during thrusting.
Her " can you do the splits?"
Him "Why, yes i can!"
Her "you are the sex master god, let us do the fuck diamond forever!"
Him "k."
when someone says something that really gets you there and you cant say anything back to defend yourself
marla: youre a dumb whore
hana: hey!
marla: yeah get fucking gotted
Someone who can’t do anything right, has no concept of right/wrong, no morals or ethics, uses manipulates takes advantage of & lies to everyone, including themselves, sees no wrong in their selfish actions, will suck the life out of everyone they come in contact with & bring them down & ruin their life, lacks a sense of consciousness of the moral goodness or blameworthiness of one's own conduct, intentions, or character, has no feeling of obligation to do right or do good & zero integrity
Judy Hanley is complete total fuck-up!! She is toxic & could use some enlightenment & long hard look in the mirror & accept responsibility for her own life.
A term used to describe basically anything that you want it to. It can be an insult as well.
Def1: Go get me the, the thing, you know, the uhhh, fuck cake.
Def2: You son of bitch stole my car! I’m gonna get you, you piece of fuck cake!!
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The contorsion of the body for certain sexual positions
I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
“ I’m big chillen fuck how it turn out, on who? me and Larry”
A act of kindness to everyone around by letting them not hear your voice.
Person 1: (Quotes overused meme.)
Person 2: Ever heard of shutting the fuck up?