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When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga fag Dollywood rollercoaster.
I lost my flesh light,that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.
I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.
A response to a hate comment, came up with by shitty car wash company who has awful grammar
Person #1 - Hey your shit is so shitty!!!
Person #2 - close your fuck mouth
When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
The bitch that drinks all my dr. pepper. The bitch that hung Kermit the frog from my fan. the bitch that makes me get starbucks every 3 seconds. The bitch that walks in my house whenever she wants. The bitch that I call my crazy ass best friend :).
The Bryn Fucking W is my best friend.
the hottest man alive. he is known for being stiles stilinski in mtv’s teen wolf. also for playing thomas in the maze runner series. and for his amazing performance in american assassin as mitch rapp, and now for being joel dawson in love and monsters.
girl: bitch i love dylan fucking rhodes o’brien!!!
other girl: bitch i love him more!!!!
verb
the act of calling an ex in the middle of the first occurrence of sexual intercourse after your beak-up
Molly fuck dialed Joel last night. All he heard was screaming & moaning on the other end.