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National Do a handstand day do a handstand for all your friends to see or if you can’t learn
Hey want to see me do a handstand it’s December 17th-Handstand day
Yeah Sure
The day when we celebrate our handsome funny dork Falidam (22nd of August)
On the nineteenth of June, all individuals with the name beginning with T and ending in -hurston must have their age be subtracted by six years.
Oh yeah, it’s Globglab Day, Thurston can’t drink!
Yo you going to school today?
nah fuck that, its national zoohair day and akbal will not atend
yo zayn… u trynna fuck?
Nah cant cuz that fat nigga akbal is saying its zoohair day
The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
The day where white kids in cleveland (and surrounding suburbs) can’t go to school unless they want to get their asses beat. during the day at school lots of anti-white racism happens and harm usually befalls even white teachers.
Cole: Wanna do something afterschool tomorrow?
Jim: Hell no! Tomorrow is May Day!
Cole: Fuck you’re right!
June twentieth (6/20) will from this point on be known as Lindsey Schlager Day! This day in history is to celebrate the amazing, talented, absolutely beautiful Lindsey Schlager and all of her contributions to society.
It’s Lindsey Schlager Day honey don’t forget to Venmo her for being so damn fine. She’s too pretty to work.