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H: Hey is November 11th (National ask out a girl day) go ask out someone
T: k Boomer
National ask out a girl day is November 5th so boys, ask out a girl you like don't be a pussy!
boy "will you go out with me?" girl "yes!" national ask out a girl day
Flex your juicy armpit muscles
Why
It's national armpit day
National Armpit day is the day where you tackle your partner’s armpit hair to show them you love them.
Susan: Its National Armpit Day!
Bob: Get the hell outta here
like national boyfriend day but celebrating your beautiful boyfriend garrett and holding his hand and giving him cuddles and kisses
a: hey! did you know it is national garrett day?
b:oh? no i didn’t thank you for telling me, i will celebrate it now!
Any day that ends with Y is the day you find the nearest Gabby and appreciate them with nothing but nonstop love and compassion. Its her day and she does whatever pleases.
Omg today is Gabby Appreciation day! time to go tell her how amazing she is
on the first day of christmas,
my true love gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.