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When you take a box of torx wood screws and empty it in a mans asshole, then giving him a blowjob and ripping apart his asshole, making the screww fall out when he cums
fucken oath i had the dirty luc done to me last night.
A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
"I pulled into the truck stop to refuel. I ended up staying longer for the Dirty Bus Stop!"
-Rudy
When your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs.
I was in jamica taking a s*** and my wife did a dirty espinoza
when you cover your dick in hot sauce then raw dog it in a girl named roux
john: oh yeah I dirty roux
sam: oh sick did it burn?
john: tf you mean did it burn? thats the best part
A legendary giant ten by ten barrel of sloppy donkey cocks that tells other people to live in other countries while simultaneously guzzling the cum from his cousins and ramming his dick into beavers fanooter while waving his shot gun around screaming america great again daddy trump
Wow I didn't know you minimized the struggle of african americans because your a racist your such a dirty uncle jay.
A woman who pretends to be a prostitute with the intention of kidnapping men, dragging them to the basement, stripping them naked, hanging them upside down and pouring hot oil into their assholes
“Dang she really did a dirty Caycie on him huh?”
Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.