Dirty Tinder: something good but cheap.
Those fries are 1.89$ a bag. I scored myself some dirty tinder. Or
I met this girl at the bar, her hair was a little messy but her head game was well…dirty tinder.
The act of vomiting and using said vomit for lube to Jack off with; then vomiting a second time in pure disgust with yourself.
I came across an accident scene the other day and saw a hot chick with two broken legs on the ground. Confused with my feelings, I gave myself a dirty shepard.
When a hot Latina wears a tight dress and you have to ripped it to take it off and then use it to wipe of after you cum.
"He pulled a Dirty Gálvez on me so I had to wear his baggy old shirt back home."
When you pull out just before you cum, jump over the girl and fire at her face
Bro I did bits with that girl last night
Really? How far
I dirty soldiered her
Niceeee bro
One of the most disgusting sexuall techniques to ever been discovered. Invloves horses, chickens and a lamb which will be sacrificed while the horse fucks the participant. The chicken is only used to put a gaspump in its anus and leave the compressor going until explodes this conides the ritual.
An italian name was chosen for this practice because italians are lowlifes and it mirrors their culture the best.
that satanic brat really went through with the dirty caparelli
To have intercourse with another man while playing Jenga with bricks and smoking a fat doob soaked in semen
Damn my ass is sore after that dirty seany
When a hot busty blond girl lets you fuck her on a school desk while you listen to shit austrian music. And at the moment that you cum your whole life flashes before your eyes und you wake up in an unrealistic dream world full of hot busty blond teachers (You are going to fuck all of them).
Yoooooooooo bro i fucked my Teacher last night. I did a little Dirty Magdalena on her.
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