National send a tittie picture day
Omg I can wait till may 9 so I get to see some titties
day of being my girlfriend
what day it's today?
may 9 so u should be carla's gf
National text freaky things to your crush/gf/bf.
Me:lemme lick uu up nd downđź‘…
Girl:huh,that’s ah lil weird
Me:it’s may 9
national eat your own shit day
Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww
A charming person who makes objectively great observations. The name comes from a fake post about a terminator ripoff.
Oh my god he is such a HusTa/N.K-9 !
How did she even notice that? Frankly it's clear, I love NK-9-s like that!
The 9th level of the Rectus Inferno - based on Dante’s inferno. Rectus 9 is often associated with the immediate after effects of the crooked sexual treachery of El Gancho.
Friend: “What treacherous tool did you use to get her to rectus 9?”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”
New additional rules for 9 ball..
* winning with ball in hand.
-* making a high quality shot you made 50%
** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention
-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%
*** making 9 ball with double kiss
-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball
****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention
-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball
***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention
-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
This is my Asterisk 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.