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the day god decides to make the most toxic mfs
ofc she toxic she was born on febuary 8
dope. We got all dem people and we ain’t care who they are. We are completely stuffed in the brain and have very low expectations for the future. But we all love Minecraft so it’s okay. we r very generous and caring bc we filled to Christmas hampers and that is a brag.
The perfect ratio of chicken nuggets from Mcdonald’s.
A ten piece mcnugget is a little too much, but a 4 piece is too little, they should make an 8 piece mcnugget
Someone who is exceptionally great at digital billiards, but sucks at pool in real life.
It's hard to call yourself good at pool when you spend all your time on that damn Miniclip game. We're gonna have to give you 8 Ball Pool Virtuoso status
When you get so bored that you type all possible letters on your keyboard, but you didnt think about using the option / alt button, did you?
I am so `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/? that I could type in qweiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and maybe even mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq
When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
The most cutest,hottest,finest,adorable person was born on this day. If u know a person who is born on this day keep them because they will help u when u need it, be by ur side, and always support u. The person born on this day gives amazing hugs too and holds ur hand when ur stressed and they're also a virgo:):)<333
whens that cute guys bday? September 8th!!!